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Kyle Katarn by SpectorKnight Kyle Katarn by SpectorKnight
Kyle Katarn: Ex-Stormtrooper turned Rebel Commando turned Jedi. Stole the death star plans. Killed seven dark Jedi and mastered the lightsaber without any formal training. Generally aknowledged to be the Chuck Norris of the GFFA, and thus awesomeness itself in human form.

Under Kyle's beard there is no chin; only another Bryar Pistol.

When Kyle Katarn does push-ups, he pushes the planets way from him.

Kyle counted to infinity. Twice.
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Scorpshee Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2011
Jesus can walk on water, but Kyle Katarn can use the Force to part it.
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SpectorKnight Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2011
:XD:

Kyle once beat himself up for the novelty of losing a fight. :P
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KaguraKenobi Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Awsomeness indeed! :worship:
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SpectorKnight Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2010
It's true. :D
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KaguraKenobi Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:D
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revan1440 Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
i remember playing jedi outcast with ol' Kyle... ah, just bringin back memories... :)
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SpectorKnight Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2009
Nothing like blowing away stormies and dark Jedi with the ol' Bryar pistol, is there?
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revan1440 Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
hehe nope... ^^
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Vagrant-Samurai Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2009  Student Artist
Kyle fights the Empire because the Death Star and Death Star II are names of his left and right fists.

Fuck yeah man. I knew this was coming eventually.
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SpectorKnight Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2009
I had to make him, otherwise Kyle would have been displeased with me.

If you can see Kyle, your life may be in danger. If you can't see Kyle, you may be only seconds from death.
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Vagrant-Samurai Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2009  Student Artist
Kyle only agreed to a "Mutual Apprenticeship" with Mara Jade because he thought it was a sex position. Not soon after, so did she.
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SpectorKnight Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2009
:D

Kyle has two ways of entering a room. One is to kick the door down and kill everything inside. The other is to let the room come to him. And it will.
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ThePurpleConundrum Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2009  Student Writer
Oh, my brother would love this. :D
I think Kyle is the only Jedi I've heard of that can take a lightsaber through the chest (Darn you Jacen! :shakefist:) and live. Except maybe Vader. . .
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SpectorKnight Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2009
Thanks. Vader couldn't even take being burned alive without having to live the rest of his life on breath-support. Kyle bathes in molten magma. It's the only thing that can cleanse his mighty skin. :D :P ;p
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robokop Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2009
Yay for Kylie - the only cool jedi in the new era. :)
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SpectorKnight Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2009
I wouldn't say only, but I will say coolest!
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robokop Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2009
As far as male can be cool that is... ;) :D
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robokop Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2009
UPS Hehe I made him female by mistake! ;) :D Sorry Kyle! :D
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SpectorKnight Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2009
Careful wth that. Kyle Katarn's beard has the death sentance in twelve systems.

And Kyle is the death sentance in twelve-hundred systms!
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robokop Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2009
Yeah but I mean... Jaden - hello! They make a great team! :D That Ors lady should watch out. ;) :giggle:
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surfersquid Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2009
Haha, very classy. If I could remember any Chuck Norris jokes, I'd certainly write them here, but alas, my memory fails me.

I'd probably have more of a connection to Kyle if I had actually come in contact with any of the media he's in, but for now I just have sort of a vague appreciation of him. (Although he is referenced in one of my fanfics, albeit extremely obliquely.)

He's :iconpanoramics-box:'s favorite SW character, though, so...I guess he's got that going for him. :P
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SpectorKnight Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2009
Well, he was the star of the first Star Wars game I ever played (Dark Forces II: Jedi Knight) so he's alway's been a favorite character of mine. He's been getting some actual screen time in some of the more recent novels though, which is nice. And an action figure under way too! :D
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surfersquid Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2009
Ooh, nice.

I think Shadows of the Empire was the first Star Wars game I ever played. So I wonder why Dash Rendar isn't my favorite character...
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SpectorKnight Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2009
He was cool. I don't remember him from much else though.
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surfersquid Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2009
Yeah, I think he was really only in Shadows of the Empire, so he's relatively obscure if you're not obsessed with that game like I was (one of the best SW games ever, in my opinion).
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V-for-Vienna Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2009
He also shows up at the end of Shadows of the Empire: Evolution [link] It's implied that he and Guri go on to have some sort of human/cyborg romantic relationship while getting paid large sums of money to blow stuff up together.
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surfersquid Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2009
Ohhh, cool. Didn't know that. Yeah, that seems like a fitting job for the both of them. :P
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SpectorKnight Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2009
I played it once or twice. I loved fighting the Wampas in echo base. :D
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surfersquid Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2009
I really need to play it again, I hope they put it on the Wii's Shop Channel (they put the three SNES Super Star Wars games on, so there's hope!). That, and the original Rogue Squadron. I wasted so many hours of my life blowing TIEs out of the sky.

Although I guess it's not really a waste because now I have reasonably good hand-eye coordination. :P
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SpectorKnight Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2009
Yeah. I have a feeling that I owe much of my creativity to the thousands of hours I've spent in my life playing video games, watching tv shows and movies and then trying to come up with ways that I could improve them were I writing them. :D ;p :P
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