Kyle Katarn

Kyle Katarn: Ex-Stormtrooper turned Rebel Commando turned Jedi. Stole the death star plans. Killed seven dark Jedi and mastered the lightsaber without any formal training. Generally aknowledged to be the Chuck Norris of the GFFA, and thus awesomeness itself in human form.

Under Kyle's beard there is no chin; only another Bryar Pistol.

When Kyle Katarn does push-ups, he pushes the planets way from him.

Kyle counted to infinity. Twice.